I'm a girl. I'm a huge dork. I'm slightly anti-social at times. I'm pretty lazy. I hate when people assume things about me. I can't speak Spanish. Or rather, don't. I like harassing my friends. And family. I lie about my age. I'm fairly spaztastic. I can't type. I can't spell. I have the memory of a goldfish. I keep a copy of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass with me always. I like Britpop. And 90's alternative rock. And grunge. But I'm being redundant. I love Keanu like a fish. I like dogs. And cats. I'm allergic to dander. I have a secret love for Neil Diamond. Some people annoy me. I like all things geeky. I'm not very geeky. I wish I was geekier. I like soccer. But I call it football. I'm not punk. Nor do I wish to be punk. Punk is dead. It died when being punk became cool. Ironic, no? I wish I was funnier. Martha Stewart rocks my socks. I secretly enjoy Leonardo DiCaprio movies. I love U2. Stuffed animals scare me a bit. So do dolls. And humanoid robots. I am weirdly fascinated by Adolph Hitler. I don't like him. I'm fascinated by him. I have birds. And fishes. And a dog. I like taking photographs. I feed stray cats. I've never been a very good writer. I wish I was a better writer. I comment. When I feel like it. I pretend to be smart. I enjoy the fight between good and evil. I usually like it when evil wins. Unless I want good to win. I dig cartoons. My attention span is short. I have no patience. I wish I was more patient. Indiana Jones is my fav George Lucas series. I like video games. I suck at video games. I wish I was better at sports. I do yoga. I need to do it more often. I don't like being around sick people. I don't like being sick. I don't like to cry. I cry at some movies. I like quiet. I like loud music. I can't concentrate unless there's background noise. I like books. I need to read more. I like kids. I don't want kids. I'm going to adopt kids. I hate hospitals. I like the idea of comic books. I hate reading comic books. I like flamingoes. A lot. I wanted to be born on a leap year when I was a kid. I still kind of wish I was. I'm tolerant. I'm intolerant of intolerance. I lie. Constantly. I can fly. I just lied. I'm afraid of death. I'm optimistic. I'm disorganised. I feel sad sometimes. I named my computer Fabio. My purse and ipod too. I don't think Fabio is attractive. I find the idea of Fabio amusing. I use condiments. I hate shaving. I suffer bouts of insomnia. And migraines. I procrastinate. My eyebrows are thick. I don't have a favourite colour. My cousin thinks I'm weird. I'm only as weird as you think I am. Little dogs get on my nerves. I've been bitten by many parrots. I still don't understand the intricacies of existentialism. Whatever Grendel. I hate humidity. I hate cold weather. I like sweating. When I'm doing something physical. I conform by being a nonconformist. I like hugging anarchists.