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31 January 2030 @ 12:20 am



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Current Location: Miami
Current Mood: complacent
Current Music: Night Court - TV Land
 
 
Desiree
04 December 2009 @ 08:01 pm
things I wrote on twitter

  • 21:20 Watching Glee for the first time and omg victor garber! I love him so much. #
  • 22:58 @Turch yes! And Kristen chenoweth!! I love her soooo much! #
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Desiree
03 December 2009 @ 08:02 pm
things I wrote on twitter

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Desiree
01 December 2009 @ 08:00 pm
things I wrote on twitter


  • 21:46 I have a serious weakness for, You've Got Mail. #

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Desiree
28 November 2009 @ 08:01 pm
things I wrote on twitter

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Desiree
26 November 2009 @ 08:00 pm
things I wrote on twitter


  • 00:53 I can honestly say, I'm laying on my bed absentmindedly stroking my pussy and have it not be sexual at all. #

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Desiree
23 November 2009 @ 08:00 pm
things I wrote on twitter


  • 11:23 I have amazingly, awesome friends. #

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Desiree
21 November 2009 @ 08:00 pm
things I wrote on twitter


  • 23:36 New moon = laughfest! #

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Desiree
18 November 2009 @ 08:01 pm
things I wrote on twitter


  • 02:13 My cat is crowding me off my own damn bed! #

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Desiree
11 November 2009 @ 08:01 pm
things I wrote on twitter


  • 18:10 Holy hell, everyone and their grandmother are at applebees tonight! #

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Desiree
10 November 2009 @ 08:02 pm
things I wrote on twitter

  • 20:49 I remember when Bradley Cooper was gay. #
  • 20:51 RT @funnyordie: If you say 'beer can' in a British accent, it sounds like you're saying 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent. -lol! #
  • 16:26 Just got in trouble for something I wrote on facebook. #
  • 16:26 TWO DAYS AGO! #
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Desiree
09 November 2009 @ 08:02 pm
things I wrote on twitter

  • 22:43 The new barbie commercial uses the beat and melody for 'barbie girl' by aqua! Bwahahahahaha, omg. #
  • 22:48 @Ken_Lambert yes, Mattel lost the case. Makes me wonder how much they paid aqua for the rights. #
  • 22:56 @Ken_Lambert just refreshed my memory on wiki and the case was thrown out of court. But yeah, just a song, chillax right. #
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Desiree
09 November 2009 @ 01:04 am

So facebook is sort of evilly, awesome.

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Desiree
06 November 2009 @ 08:00 pm
things I wrote on twitter

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Desiree
05 November 2009 @ 08:00 pm
things I wrote on twitter

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Desiree
03 November 2009 @ 08:00 pm
things I wrote on twitter


  • 13:00 Had lunch at Chili's with mah sis. The mashed potatoes were delish but the prime rib was salty. Ew, and never again. Next time, Outback! #

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Desiree
02 November 2009 @ 08:00 pm
things I wrote on twitter

  • 02:01 My mother is talking in her sleep and every so often she does a little, Rick Flair "woo!" and it's funny but sad. #
  • 02:31 Geico srsly has ad geniuses working for them because their commercials are motherfucken gold! #
  • 15:11 @seymone um seymone, you're a trini?I'm a trini! Aye! #
  • 15:29 @seymone yeah that's how I realized! Lol #
  • 15:32 @seymone Miami? We coulda met up! #
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Desiree
01 November 2009 @ 08:00 pm
things I wrote on twitter


  • 10:33 I have friends. I have good friends. I have really great friends. I don't have a best friend. #

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Desiree
31 October 2009 @ 08:00 pm
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Desiree
30 October 2009 @ 08:00 pm
things I wrote on twitter

  • 03:25 I am dead tired but I can't sleep. I hope this bout of insomnia is short. #
  • 12:25 Everyone's having cold snaps and Miami is having record highs, like we're living in Satan's asshole! #
  • 13:52 For breakfast/lunch I had an ice cream snickers bar and a twinkie. 'Cuz thats how I rollz! Holla! Lol dork. #
  • 13:54 @RiceBunny make the "cage" the bunny's safe haven and it will generally use the bathroom only there. #
  • 13:58 RT @ebertchicago: Creationist Muslims and Christians in total agreement here. j.mp/48mQqp #
  • 13:59 @billamend may I suggest the mortal kombat soundtrack. #
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